two finals tomorrow and i cant sleep.
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
Random encounter: Man is forced into pillow fight in broad daylight
> Lol, his face at the end is just like, “Yeah, no ones gonna believe that story”
> The big guy won on points.
> Assault with a bedly weapon.
Ellen, tackling the real issues.